Thursday, June 10, 2021

Minnesota might win something

 

It's been a long hard slog for Minnesota sports for the last 30 years, punctuated only by a blazing hot streak from the Lynx since the Twins won the World Series in 1991. But alas, it's been pretty bleak otherwise.

This year, the Minnesota Wild's Jared Spurgeon might be giving Minnesota sports fans something to hang their hats on, take pride in and otherwise boast about. Yes, the Wild captain is a finalist for the Lady Byng Trophy. 

The Byng is awarded to the player who has portrayed the most gentlemanly conduct on the ice in the previous season. It is important to note that there is no statistical benchmark for this award, and doesn't have a lot to do with the success of a team or the particular players, but it does highlight I don't know, holding doors open during line changes? 

Whatever the case may be, it seems that Spurgeon is "playing the game the right way" and it would be nice to have literally any trophy in the trophy case for the state, so chant it with me be, friends.

SPORTS- MAN - SHIP! SPORTS - MAN - SHIP! SPORTS - MAN - SHIP! WOOO!

Friday, April 9, 2021

Taking Umbrage with the Academy's nominations

 Even though you didn't go to any movies in the last year, the Oscars are still happening on April 25th. Because there hasn't been the usual crush of advertising for coming features, it was pretty easy to not hear of any of them, more so than any other year. Reading reviews and descriptions of them, I am sure they are well imagined, deeply contemplative and expertly crafted. In any other year, I have no reason to doubt that those would have been the best movie.

Last year, however, was 2020. 2020 needed something else.

At really no point was I interested in something dark and brooding, something that made me look inwardly, or something that brought to light a problem that exists in society that might not otherwise get national attention. We had all of those things thrust in our face at all times. Between the news and social media, I was certainly not looking to sink deeper into the more grim portions of my psyche.

And so, with all new movies nearly immediately at my fingertips, I actively avoided these so called good movies, and looked harder for stupid movies that gave me some chuckles, had a generally decent heart, and didn't make me think about it for even a second afterwards.

It wasn't the best movie made in the last year, but for me, the Movie of 2020 is definitely Hubie Halloween.



Tuesday, February 16, 2021

You can live this too

 The big goal in our family this year was to get our boys potty trained. We've been met with mixed success, but one thing that has definitely worked, one challenge we overcame, was getting the boys to sit on the toilet. If you have kids, you probably know this was a tougher challenge than you expected. Those that don't, good luck.

But we eventually did it. We started showing them video clips of their favorite moves, and they would sit for a solid couple of minutes. One of our kids is fully trained in, but he still wants to watch one, sometimes two videos. We change it up from trip to trip, but he and his brother pile into the bathroom and we watch something. It always starts different (lately, it's been clips from Cars) but it often ends the same.

Somehow, the boys got into Trolls movie clips, and, well, I just need someone in the outside world to hear this before we go insane. 


I love you guys. 

Saturday, February 13, 2021

Learning lessons



 When I was a freshman in college, I had a communications class, and one of the lessons in the course still resonates with me. The funny thing is, I don't even remember the name of the class or the instructor, but I recall one of the specific discussions in the class fairly often. 

He was talking about fighting, specifically between men. Often, charged up and angry young men veer towards calling each other a "bitch" or when challenging to a fight, lean into using derogatory anatomical terms. The question was not why men come into conflict, but to challenge us as to why the terminology was what it was. The inherit implication is that there is something shameful or cowardly about being a woman.

Since then, I have tried fervently to avoid using that loaded language. There isn't anything wrong with being female, and if you are a woman, but still an asshole, it's not because you are a woman. It was a good lesson to hear as a college freshman, and frankly, should be more intuitive than it is. 

Finally, though, it seems to be getting through the heads of more people, and people that matter. That's why we saw the Me Too movement, and the reckoning that came with that. Some big news in entertainment lately revolved around Justin Timberlake. He never sexually assaulted anyone, or even harassed anyone, as far as I've heard, but women around him were used as props, even famous ones, like Britney Spears and Janet Jackson specifically. 

The, again, inherit implication by Timberlake was that it was OK to use women, even to their detriment. Spears had a breakdown, and Jackson was literally exposed on the world's biggest stage. The media fell into the teenage, hotheaded male trope that it was shameful and cowardly to be a woman.

But Timberlake is now apologizing, and I hope it's because he has learned a lesson. It appears as though the entertainment media has come to grips with their errors of the past, recognizing how cruel they were to Spears and Jackson, and are driving a lot of their now more conciliatory coverage of the two. 

It took way too long for the message to sink in, even for me, back in college. Take heart in the fact that it is a message that may eventually settle in. We all have wives, mothers, girlfriends, daughters or other women in our lives. It shouldn't be that hard to figure out that they should be afforded respect. 

Friday, January 22, 2021

Changes in Europe, but there is a line

UEFA, the soccer organizing body in Europe, has come under increasing pressure to kowtow to the top clubs in Europe. They are likely the clubs you have heard of, even if you aren't a soccer fan like me. Manchester United, Real Madrid and the like. UEFA finally got pushed too far, and FIFA, the global organizer of the game, stepped in and put their foot down.

The story is that a plan had been hatched to create a league that featured 15 permanent members from across Europe, and 5 that were exchanged yearly through some undisclosed process. FIFA stepped in and warned that players participating in such a league would be banned from international competitions, like the World Cup. That will probably steer enough players away that the league won't come into being. 

However, that doesn't mean that there wasn't a large amount of pandering to the bigger clubs and bigger countries. One of the more admirable things about international soccer is that, at the very least, every team is given a chance. Every team that starts playing professional soccer in Europe has a path to winning the top prize in Europe, however narrow the path. Or at least they did. 

This year is the first year of the Europa Conference League, which is a third tier tournament now behind the Champions League and Europa League, and collects almost all of the teams that would have once been in the Europa League. The Champions League is, so far, unchanged, in that it will welcome every league champion in Europe, as well as some runners up in the top rated leagues. Europa will only have spots for teams from the top 15 associations, though other places could be filled by teams falling out of the Champions League.

The Conference League will be played, initially, between almost all of the teams that had previously been in the Europa League, including teams that win their National Cup (which is usually played by teams of all tiers), save for some teams that get to stick in the Europa League. It separates further the top associations from the smaller associations, and with an easier path to the top (the winner of the Europa League gets to play in the next year's Champions League) benefits teams like Manchester United, who had recently fallen on hard times, maintain a lifeline to the top continental league. 

Not satisfied, there is a strong likelihood that the Champions League will change format in the next few years to allow teams from the top leagues to start their campaigns later in the tournament, while also allowing for more games and more TV revenue for the teams by an extended group stage. The top teams didn't really need to work so hard to break away from the standard soccer structure, because they had a pliant punching bag already at their mercy. 

Monday, January 11, 2021

Just win some games

 I read somewhere, and I forget who it was exactly, because it is a sentiment of many people right now. The quote was, or was close to "there is no such thing as a small market, just cheap owners." It was in response to some owners looking to cut costs, perennially keeping costs down, or looking for ways to short change players on contract issues, all while the Mets seem willing to shoulder all sorts of cost this offseason. 

The problem is that most owners look at the teams like any number of their investments. Some owners view teams as passion projects and sink a lot of money into them, while others look almost exclusively at the bottom line. That, I would venture to guess, accounts for most of the owners in all sports. This means that, yes, from a budgetary standpoint, the bigger markets, with their typically larger crowds, higher ticket prices and better TV contracts, would have more money to spend on players. 

Yes, owners are fabulously wealthy and can usually afford bumps to the MLB payroll, but I would argue that most do when competitiveness is right around the corner. The problem for many is the depressed payroll when that competitive team is a few years away.

The argument is decent enough. Cities, states and counties sink a lot of money into teams and stadiums, and should rightfully look to some sort of recompense. Wins and losses aren't really a community benefit, however. At best, they lift the spirits only of those who are fans of the team, which isn't a blanket statement for any community or any team. Owners are cheap to the detriment of the community if and when they don't offer as many jobs with a livable income. The administrative and maintenance staff, those that live in the community even when the season is over, should be well compensated and can participate in the local economy. 

It's more important that that should be addressed than the top end payroll, in my opinion. There are signs that that isn't necessarily happening, however. None are more obvious than the contraction of dozens of minor league teams, costing players and team personnel their jobs, all of which were at the bottom of the MLB totem pole to begin with. Save money by not paying a 35 year old pitcher, not by depressing the salary of secretaries or janitors, or eliminating jobs in far flung communities. 

I'm not making any direct accusations of any particular organization or specific offense. I'm just saying that a low MLB payroll is not the worst offense an owner can make. Baseball is a tough sport to sustain or regain relevance. Large payroll helps some teams, but not all teams and not all the time. Sometimes, it takes front office ingenuity, like in Tampa or Oakland. With success like those two organizations have, it makes it unlikely that there will be widespread raises to payroll in Major League Baseball. 

Like it or not, that will be used as an argument against increased payrolls. As long as teams win games, they have no real obligation to keep their roster payroll high. There should be an obligation to keep the rest of the organization well paid, however. Let's hold owners to that. 

Sunday, October 11, 2020

Getting the band back together


 

Soccer in Europe is not dissimilar from baseball in many ways. It's not salary capped, which means teams with bigger pockets tend to reach greater success. It's a system that exasperates itself, but every once in a while, a team will reach a perfect apex to overcome their financial means and exceed expectations. Think Leicester City in the Premier League, or Ajax reaching the Europa Cup finals.

The biggest strategy to getting over the hump for many teams is developing their young players, and hoping a bumper crop crop emerges at the same time. It worked for the Padres and Blue Jays this year, and was the reason the Royals were a World Series team in the past century.

It's tough for upstarts to break through, either in an individual league, or in the continental competitions. Rosenborg has no problem in the Norwegian domestic league. They generally win most years, and when they don't, they lose out to Molde, this year's reigning champion. This season, one of those surprise upstarts, Bodø/Glimt is in the driver's seat.

After struggling at the beginning of the season, Rosenborg made some changes in the transfer window, and have surged back up the table. Rosenborg has taken a completely different tact, and while it has been effective domestically, it remains to be seen if it will work on the international stage. They have brought back several players who departed to bigger clubs in years past: Per Ciljan Skjelbred came back from Germany, Markus Henriksen came from England and Holmar Orn Eyjolfsson returned from Bulgaria. 

All three serve as a still young, still capable spine to a team that should be much better than their domestic counterparts. In their younger days, they also played on teams that made group stage runs in the Europa League. Now older and wiser, what might their expectations be?

The strategy has worked so far for RBK, but the vision is for greater things. If it works, expect it to be replicated.