Ranking the teams in the Steve Miller Baseball League

I've had this dumb idea since Friday. Here is the dumb idea:

Idea: A baseball league in which all teams are named after things Steve Miller calls himself in "The Joker"

— Ryan Henning (@RhinoandCompass) October 19, 2017

If you don't know "The Joker" by Steve Miller, well, you probably do.

There has been some positive response to this idea, so I will do you all the service of ranking all the nicknames of the Steve Miller Baseball League from best to worst.
1. Space Cowboys
2. Midnight Tokers
3. Gangsters of Love
4. The Sinners
5. The Smokers
6. Maurice
7. The Pickers
8. The Jokers
9. The Lovers
10. The Grinners.

Maybe we can get one of those short season leagues with college players going in the Plains. Valentine, Nebraska is calling out for a team called "The Lovers"